Jokes & Riddles

By Arnav Khanna, Class 8, Presidency School, Bangalore North, Bangalore

1. My friend thinks he is smart...He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry.
So, I threw a coconut at his face.

2. Teacher= Did your father help in your homework ?
Student= No, he did it all by himself.

3. Physics teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.


Arnav Khanna Presidency School, Bangalore North