By Arnav Khanna, Class 8, Presidency School, Bangalore North, Bangalore
1. My friend thinks he is smart...He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry.
So, I threw a coconut at his face.
2. Teacher= Did your father help in your homework ?
Student= No, he did it all by himself.
3. Physics teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.