Just taste my ice creams.
You’ll snap out of your daydream.
Try my Bombastic Blueberry Butter delight.
Your tongue will go numb,
Your intestines will turn to gum.
Before it reaches your throat,
You’ll feel like you’re about to choke.
Now try my Majestic Mustard Mango ice cream.
Before the first spoonful, your face turns green.
You’ll think it’s the end of your life,
Haunted by thoughts that cut like a knife.
Just then, I’ll appear and ask, “Want some more?”
You won’t even realize, you’ve already said, “Sure!”
Now taste my Pesty Pumpkin Papaya mix.
Eat as much as you like, there’s a strange fix.
You’ll feel an unknown pull,
Rush to the bathroom, your tummy full.
You never knew you’d be 102
By the time you finally leave the loo.
Then I’ll ask, “Would you like some more?”
You’ll scream, “No, no, no! No more!”
But I’ll insist, “You’ll be cured with one more bite.”
And you’ll have no choice but to say, “Yes… alright.”
Now try my Creamy Cheese Custard Apple scoop,
You gobble it down in one big swoop.
You run from the loo to your room in delight,
Before I can warn, “Don’t eat too much tonight!”
You finish the bucket, you love it so.
But then comes the gastric overflow!
That’s when I ask, “Would you like a bit more?”
You groan, “Never again, I’m sure!”
I say, “It’s medicine for your gastric plight.”
You sigh, “Okay, just one more bite…”
Then taste my Savory Sweet Strawberry Swirl
You take one bite , you’re in a whirl!
But your gas won’t go, your legs turn to claws,
You’re turning into a colourful macaw!
Then I ask, “Should I make some more?”
You squawk with a “Caw!” and storm out the door.
June, 2025
